Possible Placenta Found At Wellesley College
Oh, darn. Guess I shouldn't have drained the birth tub out into the arboretum.
No, seriously, this is not funny because if someone is going to just toss a placenta somewhere (as opposed to, say, a ziplock bag in the freezer), they could have easily tossed the baby out too. Which is I'm sure what the police are thinking.